Finding the sphincters on the web so you don't have to search so hard.
When I said "gaping asshole" I was referring to Michael Moore. To associate a phrase intended for Michael Moore with porn is just gross. Really gross. When I say gross, I mean in the sense of the original meaning of the word, huge. Fat. Lardy. We're talking whale blubber, you pervs.
Stop searching for gaping assholes unless you are looking for Michael Moore. Not Michael Moore porn. You should have your heads examined.
You guys are acting like assholes.
In the spirit of old-fashioned googlebombing, I thought I'd offer some moore editorial bomb suggestions.
Michael Moore is a bearded whale.
Michael Moore is fat and wrong.
Michael Moore is a son of a bitch.
Michael Moore is A Big Fat Stupid White Man.
Michael Moore is a bully.
Michael Moore is a slimeball.
Faithful readers, take your pick. Link to the grandstanding big fat stupid bully slimeball whale.
Tim LaHaye gotinto a snit over Hank Hanegraaff proposing a different view of the rapture than that proposed in the Gospel According to Tim.
Says LaHaye, "How dare he appropriate my Bible?"*
LaHaye is said to have cited an 85% agreement quotient. Stating that "since 85% of Real Christians (tm) agree with me, my truth can beat up your truth."
Unable to verify said 85% agreement quotient, researchers have concluded that this figure comes from first defining "Real Christians" as being those who agree with Tim LaHaye.
*All quotes in this article have been paraphrased for the ease of understanding of the reader.
These pictures probably smell pretty bad, or so it can be assumed, considering the source, Nathalia Edenmont. She kills animals and sticks their heads on top of bowling pins and such.
My raspberry-broccoli feet smell like cheese.
The poorly made blue layout of this site doesn't quite match the color of the crap that seems to be gushing out of it. Notice that the founder of the site is too cowardly to come up with even an internet name, let alone use his/her real name.
I dislike Bush, but I loathe those who put so much effort into trying to make a person look bad.
Today, my feet smell like broccoli.
So, in case you were wondering, it can easily be determined that both of the judges in the Terri Schiavo case are complete losers. Since they seem to want so badly for Terri to die, it can be assumed that they are bigoted against the physically or mentally challenged. So I'd just like to make it known that I am bigoted against bonehead judges who put the will of an adulterous guy's lover above the life of someone.
In conclusion, my feet smell like raspberries.
Yo. You fools shall shake with fear of the new guy! I am Ego, and I am better than you. It seems that I am also better than H, who seems not to have done anything useful in months, and Pucker, who has not done anything (useful or not).
Prepare for the suffering I will cause! (Much more than the unbelievers before me...)
Oh, and John Kerry (along with me) is a jerk. (Bush is an idiot, though. Who cares?)